If it's Disney, Hello Kitty, or glittery, I basically need it. USCA Pacer. Nursing Major. Slytherin. Princess.
I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory
These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.
there is nothing theoretical about the cold, cold blood that flows through Stephen Hawking’s icy veins
that was wild from start to finish
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
this girl has some hella fine legs right?
R I G H T?
it’s albert einstein
Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents.
My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything - my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything.
Read the thing people.
the apology thing is really important because the second you do that the mistake becomes about you and your feelings and it becomes my job to console you after having my own feelings hurt.